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Laughter is an essential part of any relationship. So if you’re in search of gifts this Valentine’s Day, be sure to check out these funny valentines gifts for him or for her. Your partner is guaranteed to smile at this selection of hilarious, cute and thoughtful novelty gift ideas. Be sure to make this Valentine’s Day a memorable one.
- Funny Toilet Paper
- Naughty Gift Token For Him
- Never Find Your Body Funny Valentine's Day Card
- Six Pack Greeting Card Box
- Shawty U Fine Plush Teddy Bear
- You're My Favorite Asshole Keychain
- What I Love about You Journal
- Subtle Butt Reusable Gas Neutralizers
- Bear Glass Cup
- Heart Shaped Waffle Maker
- O-ing Tower Truth or Dare Wooden Blocks
- Hilarious Stress Relief Ball Sack
- Ring For Sex Funny Valentine's Day Gift
- Wine Condom Bottle Stoppers
- World's Awesomest Boyfriend Socks
- Coffee Mug
- 50 Ways to Eat Cock
- Grow a Boyfriend
- Cock Coloring Book
- Valentine's LEGO Puppy
- Funny Weener Kleener Soap
- Cupid Chewbacca
- Funny Valentine's Day Card
- Naughty Stuffed Pizza Slice Toy
- My Side Your Side Pillow Cases
The couple that poops together, stays together. And nothing says Valentine’s Day romance like giving cute and funny gifts to your significant other. Such as this hilarious novelty two-ply toilet paper, which features the poop emoji. It also makes a perfect first anniversary present for your husband too. The traditional gift is paper, after all!
If you are looking for funny Valentines gifts for the man in your life why not give him this naughty BJ token? It is not only guaranteed to make your husband or boyfriend laugh, but it’s a great way to kick things off in the bedroom on Valentine’s Day. Or any day for that matter!
If you’re in one of those couples that loves to binge on Netflix crime shows, then your significant other will surely find this Valentine’s Day Card hilarious. Or possibly quite disturbing. Don’t worry though, it’s just a joke – the punchline reads: “…as hot as I do! Be my Valentine or ELSE!”
The perfect present for the beer lover in your life! There are now 6 ways to say I love you this Valentine’s Day, thanks to this craft beer gift set. This present is especially well suited to the boyfriend or husband that has everything. He’ll find it both funny and delicious!
Make your intentions clear to your crush this Valentine’s Day, with this funny and sassy gift. Made from high quality fleece, this soft and cuddly 10″ plush teddy bear will keep your bae cozy on those cold nights when you cant be around. And his embroidered love heart message couldn’t be clearer – or more hilarious!
Funny Valentines gifts don’t come more blunt than this! Nobody said a relationship would be easy, right? As much as you love your partner, there are guaranteed to be times when they act like a complete asshole. But at the end of the day, they are your asshole. Okay, that sounds weird, but you get the point.
This journal is a really thoughtful and sweet Valentine’s gift for your significant other. You don’t need to be a William Shakespeare to express how you feel about your partner, thanks to the prompts contained on each page. Just fill in the blanks and create a unique, truly personal Valentine’s Day present that can be as funny or sickly sweet as you like!
We suspect that this funny Valentine’s Day present is very much filed under “gifts for him”. But hey, if the woman in your life is also fabulously flatulent, why not turn to Subtle Butt? These reusable charcoal pads will filter out nasty smells when passing wind and make for a witty (not shitty) novelty gift.
This set of cute matching tea or coffee cups makes for the perfect gift for your partner this Valentine’s Day. An adorable little bear is hiding inside your mug while you drink! It’s worth “bear”ing in mind that these charming cups are hand made from mouth blown glass, and are extremely heat resistant.
They say that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. So if you’re in search of cute and funny Valentines gifts for him, this waffle maker seems like the perfect solution. It allows you to make up to five waffles, so you can easily feed a hungry lover the next morning. Or more than one, if that’s more your thing.
We’ve all played this classic game of stacking wooden blocks, but this version from Hollabanana comes with a twist for couples. Each block features a task, challenge or question designed to help you get to know bae even better. With a mixture of naughty and romantic blocks, the O-ing Tower will provide an evening of laughter and love. The perfect way to spend date night.
The Smack a Sack stress relief toy really brings a new meaning to the term “stress balls”. Your partner will never be tense again, if receiving funny Valentines gifts like this suede scrotum. How can you not laugh while squeezing on deez nuts? Just pray that the woman in your life doesn’t accidentally confuse it for the real thing…
You can ring my bell! Kick things off in the bedroom this Valentine’s Day with these funny gifts, ideal for him or her. It couldn’t be clearer what your intentions are if you’re using a novelty bell like this, since it carries the slogan “Ring For Sex”. But be warned, if your girl asked for a ring this Valentine’s Day, this is probably not what she meant.
As funny Valentines gifts go, these novelty wine bottle stoppers are up there as both funny and functional. Sure, they’ll make your partner giggle, but they also offer protection (pun very much intended) for your wine by preventing it from spoiling. Just make sure that these food grade latex condoms are only used on wine bottles and not for anything bedroom related!
Giving funny socks as gifts to men is probably more associated with Christmas and parents, than Valentine’s Day and girlfriends. But these cute and cosy cotton socks bear the slogan “World’s Awesomest Boyfriend”. A witty and very sweet way to tell your man how you feel, they would surely make the perfect gift for him this February.
Does your significant other love coffee, Whitney and Dolly? Then this high quality, stylish and just plain funny coffee mug might be among the perfect gifts for Valentine’s Day. If you have “bean” looking for the right present and you want to show your partner a whole “latte” love, this coffee mug is sure to “press” all of the right buttons.
A unique and completely hilarious gift for the cock lover in your life this Valentine’s Day. Eating cock is not just about whipping it out and gobbling it down. You’ll can eat cock in all manner of exciting new ways, these days. So if your partner loves a bit of cock, this is the perfect book for them. “50 Ways To Eat Cock” is guaranteed to have your significant other crying with laughter.
If you have a permanently single Tinderella in your life, why not help out with this witty gift idea? Drop this little fella into water and he’ll expand up to 6 times the size. Seems like he is more of a grow-er than a show-er. Your new boyfriend is guaranteed to make you laugh and he definitely won’t cheat on you – what more could you want in a partner?
Coloring books for adults are a recent innovation that are shown to help reduce stress. And what could be more stress relieving than coloring in 20 pages worth of giant penises? As funny Valentines gifts go, either for him or for her, this has to be right up there – if you’ll excuse the expression.
This adorable LEGO BrickHeadz puppy is a fun and creative way to show your partner some love. As Valentine’s Day gifts go, this little guy is more sweet than funny, but with his posable tail and ears, he is sure to make bae smile. 147 pieces of LEGO cuteness, he is guaranteed to melt even the hardest of hearts. Look – he is even holding a rose and a love heart! Awwww!
Some men are really hard to buy presents for. So if you’re in search of Valentine’s Day gifts for him that are both funny and practical, you’re in luck. This novelty soap ring is not only hilarious, but it is practical too! Its delightful fragrance will help to keep your man’s nether regions smelling fresh and looking sparkling clean.
Is your partner something of a Star Wars fan? If so, surely they will have this Cupid Chewbacca figurine at the top of their list of ideal funny Valentines gifts? This cute POP! bobble head toy by Funko depicts Chewie as Cupid, bearing the witty slogan “I Chews You”. It would be a wookie mistake to overlook this Valentine’s gift.
This cheeky Valentine’s Day Card is certain to raise a smile from your husband or boyfriend. And that’s probably not the only thing that’s going to be raised, given the card’s naughty message of “I licked it so it’s mine”. A funny and flirty hint of what other gifts might be to come later on during Valentine’s Day, perhaps?
This funny plush toy makes the perfect novelty Valentine’s Day gift for him or her. I mean, come on. Who wouldn’t chuckle at a 12 inch tall, cuddly slice of pizza, bearing the slogan “I want a pizza dat ass”? Just be warned though, it’s a stuffed toy, not a stuffed crust.
A tale as old as time. Has a couple ever existed that doesn’t fight over the bed covers? As sarcastic and funny Valentines gifts go, this is perfect for the bedsheet thief in your life. These silky microfiber pillowcases are super comfortable to sleep on and fit any standard or queen size pillow. They even come in a decorative gift box, so no need to wrap it up!